Ask me anything
"Why does she have [Liam] on her forehead?! And why is she crying?!" - my seven year old cousin on "This is Us"
OH MY GOD
@NiallOfficial: @MileyCyrus you left these in New Jersey! They are comfortable , not gona lie #twerk #tongueout
"You should bring a picture of one of them, and then if you meet them, you can have them sign it." - my seven year old cousin’s advice on seeing One Direction
i like to imagine that someone out of frame with a terrible black hole where their heart should be orchestrated this whole thing — “PERCH NEXT TO HIM LIKE A GARGOYLE! PLAY THE GUITAR TOGETHER LIKE TWO GENTLE IDIOTS IN LOVE! PICK HIM UP FOR SOME REASON AND PIROUETTE AROUND WHILE YOU CRADLE HIM IN YOUR ARMS! NOW KICK HIM IN THE BALLS” — because that’s what i would have done, had that person out of frame been me, BUT THE AGONIZING AND TERRIBLE TRUTH IS THAT THEY PROBABLY JUST DID ALL OF THIS ON THEIR OWN, FOR FUN, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW THEY ARE, AND ALSO WHY I NEED CORONARY BYPASS SURGERY AT THE YOUNG YOUNG AGE OF 25.